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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:26
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Trump gets back behind raids in immigration whiplash - Axios
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Daniel Jones touts "productive spring" in learning, understanding Colts offense - NBC Sports
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Engineers turn toxic ancient tomb fungus into anti-cancer drug - Phys.org
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dollar General Sees Greater-Than-Expected Growth as Higher-Income Consumers Seek Value - PYMNTS.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
J.M. Smucker Earnings: SJM Stock Slumps on Disappointing Fiscal 2026 Outlook - Barron's